straight men with fat asses are simply just snacks that get stuck in the vending machine
character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother
what the fuck are you talking about its megan they hate dumbass. they r bros they love eachother. Hug me brotha. How could u say this. What the fuck is your problem. Like are you serious or were u just trying 2 capitalize on the drake and josh trend ? what the fuck
“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways